The Latest

This is my latest work. It measures about 8 1/2" square. Right now the title is "Intense Competition". What do you think it's about?

The Spicy Mozza Burger

This was one of the best sandwiches I've ever eaten.  As you can see, I paired it with some salt and pepper chips and a frosty bottle of Cooper's Australian Dark Ale.  I think I made it with mozzarella, jalapenos, a boca burger, wheat bun, honey mustard, mayo, lettuce, and a dash of Tapatio.

This just in!!!

This is absolutely shocking!  A guest at my wedding just made me aware of this photo, taken during my wedding ceremony.  You can clearly see two Nowhereland ninjas standing among the crowd.  The nerve those ninjas have!  We didn't invite them!!!

They have ESCAPED!

I was recently informed that a Nowhereland ninja has been sighted in the waters off Waikiki Beach in Oahu.  There have been no confirmed injuries or severed limbs.  I will offer a reward for whoever can capture this ninja and return it to me.   

Ninjas for Hire

These are some examples of the latest ninjas on my etsy site. They were originally intended to be used as danglers for rear view mirrors, but I've heard that a lot of people like to wear them as necklaces. They're on sale for $6 or $7. Check them out. Go here: www.Nowhereland.etsy.com