Showing posts with label ninja death. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ninja death. Show all posts

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Pooping RV

If RVs could poop, they would poop out garbage.
Mixed media on paper, 11" x 9", 2009 (sold)

Thursday, November 27, 2008

OH, the sheer HORROR!!!

So, I walked into my studio today, and you know what I found? A sleeping white ninja! I thought about telling him that he shouldn't be so relaxed outside of Nowhereland because his camouflage doesn't work so well here...but he looked so peaceful, I decided to let him sleep.

I left him there for an hour or so, and when I came back- THIS IS WHAT I FOUND!!! (see below). I feel so horrible for letting this happen! I could have saved that ninja! I should have just followed my gut feeling and told the ninja to return to Nowhereland to get some camoflauged sleep. But NO! I had to be an IDIOT and just let him DIE! Now I've got a guilty conscience, and some dangerous ninja killer lurking in the apartment!